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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2. Movie Script. I can't let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magicoutside of school.- Besides, if Uncle Vernon..- Harry Potter! Now you've done it. He's in there. Vernon? I'm warning you, if you can't controlthat bloody bird, it'll have to go. But she's bored. If I could only let her outfor an hour or two.

So you can send secret messagesto your freaky little friends? No, sir. But I haven't had any messagesfrom any of my friends. Not one... all summer. Who would want to befriends with you? I should think you'd bea little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby,given you the food off our table...

Dudley's second bedroom... Not now. It's for when the Masons arrive. Which should be any minute.

Now, let's go over our scheduleonce again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive,you will be..?

In the lounge, waiting to welcomethem graciously to our home.- Good. And, Dudley, you will be..?- I'll be waiting to open the door. Excellent. And you? I'll be in my bedroom, making no noiseand pretending that I don't exist.

Too right, you will. With any luck, this could be the day. I make the biggest deal of my career... Harry Potter, such an honor it is.- Who are you?- Dobby, sir. Dobby the house- elf. Not to be rude or anything...

Yes, sir. Dobby understands. It's just that Dobbyhas come to tell you.. It is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin.- Why don't you sit down?- Sit down? Sit down? Dobby, I'm sorry. I didn't meanto offend you or anything.

Offend Dobby? Dobby has heardof your greatness, sir... You can't have metmany decent wizards then.

No, I haven't. That was an awful thing to say.- Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!- Stop, Dobby. Dobby, shush. Dobby, please, stop. Don't mind that. It's just the cat.- Bad Dobby.- Stop!

Stop, Dobby. Please, be quiet. Are you all right? Dobby had to punish himself, sir. Dobby almost spoke illof his family, sir.- Your family?- The wizard family Dobby serves, sir. Dobby is bound to serveone family forever. If they ever knew Dobby was here.. But Dobby had to come.

Dobby hasto protect Harry Potter. To warn him. Harry Potter must not go back... Hogwarts Schoolof Witchcraft and Wizardry this year. There is a plot, a plot to makemost terrible things happen.

What terrible things? Who's plotting them?

Can't say.- Okay, I understand. You can't say.- Don't make me talk. L..- Dobby. Dobby, put the lamp down.- Bad Dobby. So when they arriveat the ninth hole..

Give me the lamp. Dobby, stop!- Let me go.- Get in there and keep quiet.- What the devil are you doing up here?- I was just.. You just ruined the punch lineof my Japanese golfer joke. Sorry. One more sound and you'll wishyou'd never been born, boy.- And fix that door.- Yes, sir. See why I've got to go back? I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts.- It's the only place I've got friends.- Friends who don't write to Harry Potter?

Well, I expect they've been.. Watch Seven Sisters Tube Free on this page. Hang on. How do you knowmy friends haven't been writing to me? Harry Potter mustn'tbe angry with Dobby.

Dobby hoped if Harry Potterthought his friends had forgotten him... Harry Potter might not wantto go back to school, sir.- Give me those. Now.- No! Dobby, get back here. Dobby, please, no. Harry Potter must sayhe's not going back to school. I can't. Hogwarts is my home.

Then Dobby must do it, sir,for Harry Potter's own good. It spread as far as the eye could see,all over the floor of this building. One plumber said,"Look at all that water."The second plumber said,"Yes, and that's just the top of it."I'm so sorry. It's my nephew. He's very disturbed.

Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs.

You're never going back to that school. You're never going to see thosefreaky friends of yours again. Never! Hiya, Harry.

Ron. Fred. George. What are you all doing here? Rescuing you, of course. Now, come on, get your trunk. You better stand back. Let's go.- What was that?- What was it?

Potter! Dad, what's going on? Go. Go. Go. Dad, hurry up.- Come on.- Come on, Harry, hurry up. Petunia, he's escaping!- I've got you, Harry.- Come here!- Let go of me!- No, boy! You and that bloody pigeonaren't going anywhere.- Get off!- Drive!- Right.- Right! No! No! No! No! Dad! Damn. By the way, Harry, happy birthday.

Come on. Okay, come on. Okay, come on.- Think it'd be all right if we had some?- Yeah, Mum will never know.

It's not much, but it's home. I think it's brilliant. Where have you been? Harry, how wonderfulto see you, dear. Beds empty. No note.

Car gone. You could have died. You could have been seen. Of course, I don'tblame you, Harry, dear.

They were starving him, Mum. There were bars on his window. Well, you best hope I don't put barson your window, Ronald Weasley.

Come on, Harry,time for a spot of breakfast. Here we are, Harry. Watch Amsterdam Heavy Online Hoyts there. Now, tuck in. That's it. There we go.- Mummy, have you seen my jumper?- Yes, dear, it was on the cat. Hello. What did I do? Ginny. She's been talking about youall summer. A bit annoying, really.- Morning, Weasleys.- Morning, Dad.- What a night.

Nine raids. Nine!- Raids? Dad works in the Ministry of Magic,in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office.

Dad loves Muggles,thinks they're fascinating. Well, now. And who are you?

Sorry, sir. I'm Harry, sir. Harry Potter. Good Lord. Are you really? Well, Ron has told us all about you,of course. When did he get here? This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted carof yours to Surrey and back last night. Did you really? How did it go?

I mean.. That was very wrongindeed, boys. Very wrong of you. Now, Harry, you must knowall about Muggles.

Tell me, what exactlyis the function of a rubber duck? Well, that'll be Errol with the post. Fetch it, will you, Percy, please?- Errol.- He's always doing that. Look, it's our Hogwarts letters. They've sent us Harry's as well. Dumbledore must know you're here.

Doesn't miss a trick, that man.- No.- This lot won't come cheap.- The spell books alone are expensive.- We'll manage. There's only one place we're going toget all of this. Diagon Alley. Right.

Here we are, Harry. You go first, dear.

But Harry's never traveledby Floo powder before, Mum. Watch Ragtime Download. Floo powder? You go first, Ron, so that Harrycan see how it's done.

Yes. In you go. That's it. Diagon Alley. You see? It's quite easy, dear. Don't be afraid. Come on. Come on. In you go. That's it. Mind your head. That's right. Now, take your Floo powder.

That's it, very good. Now, don't forget to speakvery, very clearly. Diagonally.- What did he say, dear?- Diagonally. I thought he did.- Not lost, are you, my dear?- I'm fine, thank you. I was just going.. Come with us. We'll help youfind your way back.- No.

Please..- Harry? Hagrid! What do you thinkyou're doing down here? Come on. You're a mess, Harry. Skulking around. Knockturn Alley? Dodgy place. Don't want no one to see you there.

People will think you're up to no good. I was lost, l.. Hang on. What were youdoing down there then? Me? I was.. I was lookingfor Flesh- Eating Slug Repellent. They're ruining all the school cabbages.

Harry. Hagrid. Hello, Hermione.- It's so good to see you.- It's great to see you too. What did you do to your glasses? Oculus Reparo. I definitely need to remember that one. You'll be all right now then, Harry? Right. I'll leave you to it.- Okay, bye.- Thank you.

Bye. Come on, everyone's been so worried. Harry. Thank goodness. We'd hopedyou'd only gone one grate too far.

Ladies and gentlemen,Mr. Gilderoy Lockhart.

Here he is. Mum fancies him. Make way there, please. Let me by, madam. Thank you. Excuse me, little girl. This is for the Daily Prophet.

It can't be. Harry Potter? Harry Potter! Excuse me, madam. Nice big smile, Harry. Together, you and I rate the front page. Ladies and gentlemen,what an extraordinary moment this is. When young Harry steppedinto Flourish and Blotts this morning... Magical Me... which, incidentally,is currently celebrating...

Daily Prophet bestseller list... Now, ladies? Harry, now you give me those,and I'll get them signed.

All of you wait outside. That's it. I'll bet you loved that,didn't you, Potter?

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